slojnotak:

Ivan Nikitin’s Portrait of Count Gavriil Golovkin, 1720 (detail).

When you and your friend are doing a serious, emotional role-play but can’t take it seriously because of thick Scotch accents…

sassydetective asked: "Send me a ship": SIREN 

Who kills the bugs : Neither, but Ren usually traps one under a glass and a piece of paper before letting them outside.
Who hogs the sheets : Ren, he’s a cheeky wee shite.
Who hates mornings : Simon. He grumbles in a heavy Irish accent whenever Ren pulls open the bedroom curtains in order to let in the morning sun.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee : I suppose Simon would, before he died.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law : Neither. Simon likes Mrs. Walker very much, and I’m sure Ren would have adored Mammy Monroe, should he have had the opportunity to meet her.
Who drives : Simon, he has an old Ford car that he bought when he was a teen.
Who gets horny in awkward public places : Simon, he has a really norty Mickey.
Who had a scene phase : Ren. He dyed his hair pink and black and sent text messages ending with ‘RAWRR!! m>W<m
Who wore braces : Simon, he shtill hash a bit of a lishp. Sherioushly.
Who got bullied : Ren, as he seems like the quiet, timid sort of kid. Simon was probably a bit of a toughie.
Who collects ceramic elephants : Simon, ‘cos he’s odd like that.

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

ironthrone-in-asgard:

→ Favourite movie [1/5] 

Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban

For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean, or glide over the highest cloud.”

tray-the-tealord:

betterdeadthancoward:

unexplained-events:

Drawings of North Korean concentration camp by an escaped prisoner. 

Even though these are extremely creepy in nature, it’s important to note that this isn’t the past, but something that is happening right now.

But communism is beautiful!

"buh buh never been applied properly"

❝When is season 3?❞

--Every living soul that has seen BBC’s In The Flesh (via ryuutsu)

If you must die, sweetheart, die knowing your life was my life’s best part.

And the award for ‘Best First Introduction’ goes to Simon Monroe. Well done son.

In the Flesh: Simon Monroe Character Traits

mademoisellecter:

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